our burrito unicorn will roam the neighborhood if you let it out...
keep it in check.
burrito unicorn will knock over trash cans with abandon and
scarf down any random trash he finds
keep burrito unicorn inside in the mornings
or on a leash..
your neighbors will hate you if their trash is strewn all over the place.
(this is from the upcoming "burrito unicorn instruction manual" zine)