this time of year, retail stores have tons of sales..
but, at the same time they are always complaining that profits are down..
I came up with some new sales ideas for the wide world of retail
"buy one item, get the second item.. at full price!"
"buy one, get zero for FREE!"
"buy two for the price of three!"
"buy one item, get a receipt for FREE!"
"buy one item and we will make a wish in your name to an imaginary unicorn and various tree gnomes.. for FREE!"