Monday, November 30, 2009

narboo/starheadboy collab stickers

office work

cup o' noodles

cup o' noodles... how can you be sooo delicious!!

cup o' noodles you are something the American people can rally around, you can bring us together.

so convenient,
so scrumptious,
so nutritious..(o.k. maybe not nutritious)

cup o' noodles, you were there when I needed you..
when I was down and out,
when I needed a shoulder to cry on.

cup o' noodles, you are my new religion

someone walked by and yelled
"if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?!!"

I may just do that.

I love you, cup o' noodles

GTA Bainbridge Island

I hung out with my buddy 337 this weekend
we were GTAing it around Bainbridge....

If you've ever played any of the Grand Theft Auto (GTA) games, you know that there is a lot of wandering around in the streets and alleyways...
that's what we were doing on Bainbridge.
It took a good 45 minutes just to find a normal bar.

Bainbridge Island is stuck in it's own Bermuda Triangle..
it has a time warp attached to it and it'll hypnotize you in a second
I have a suspicion that it is also haunted

strange things are happening on that island... BEWARE!

there is an awesome skatepark and the boat ride over is fun

Sunday, November 29, 2009

nack/starheadboy collab stickers

I hung out at Nack's place and collaborated on some sticks..


lots more to come in the next week

Friday, November 27, 2009

oh battery, I already miss you

I know you are in a better place now, you died in the parking lot under the bridge on first avenue..
We shocked you back to life, but I knew you only had limited time on this earth.

Seven good years together, we went on so many fun adventures
I know you are up in that big limosine in the sky
You will be sorely missed.
R.I.P. battery

I have a gorgeous, sleek.. spanking brand new battery...
it's keeping it real in the best way possible.

I can never replace you, original battery...
you will always be in my heart

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


A couple days ago, I went to Arby's with my buddy Derek.
We got the five roast beef sandwiches for five dollars deal.

We each had one left over when we left, I put mine into the pocket of my hoodie.

A weird daydream passed through my head as we walked to my car.

Not that I would ever wish to be in a bad car wreck...
but, I was thinking

1. bad car wreck happens

2. paramedics show up, get the Jaws of life and have to drag me and Derek out of the mangled car.
(dramatic scene)

3. one of the paramedics notices the roast beef sandwich in my hoodie pocket, grabs it and eats it.. he skipped lunch that day.

I ran this situation past some people..
about half thought it was funny.

Monday, November 23, 2009

road rage

get the urge to flip someone off in traffic?

don't do it..

give them a smile and a thumbs up.. it works so much better.
people expect to get flipped off.. don't give them what they want.

a smile and a thumbs up gets people instantly more pissed..

try it, it's fun!

thumbs up= in
flipping people off= out

(I was in West Seattle this weekend and I used the "thumbs up" a couple times in traffic... two older ladies drove away shaking their heads.. I caught up to them at a light and gave them a "have a nice day!" which made it even more entertaining)

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Daniel Smith Art Supplies window mural

reverse painted window mural.
good times!!

painted November 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

moths take their dates out to thee most expensive restaurants, they want the best!

My buddy Steve was telling me today how a bunch of his expensive clothes had been eaten by moths.
He said his Armani suit had been completely ravished by them.

This is the equation I came up with.

Human couples go out to eat at expensive, fancy restaurants.

Moth couples go out to eat in your closet and have your suit for dinner.

good times!

Steve may have been pissed that his suit got eaten, but at the same time a couple moths had a great date.

What is really important?

Moths have to have a social life too.

Squid and Ink

I have some work up at Squid and Ink for a couple weeks

Squid and Ink is at
1128 South Albro Place
(between South 13th ave. and Eddy st.)
Seattle 98108

Thanks again Tori! !

Thursday, November 19, 2009

doing work at the office

it's official, the new office..

Pioneer Square Saloon

good times!

I'm working on drinking a Spire right now...

taking care of business

(posted from the office)

P.S. check out my haggard old phone.. I love it!
I'm going to go on Antique Roadshow with it.. if that show still exists

my shower= the frozen abyss

the hot water has been off at my apartment complex for a couple days..
I'm living like the penguins every time I take a shower.

It's freezing, but it's kind of fun and it wakes me up quick.

It's a cold, cold world on the other side of that shower curtain.
I had to take a cup of coffee in with me this morning to keep warm.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

dysfunctional cards (2006)

this is a selection of a line of dysfunctional cards.
I was working on these back in 2006.

I'll have to scrounge up the other ones I did and post them too.

Monday, November 16, 2009

there are no urinal cakes in wilderness

One time I was driving down to the Oregon Coast with my girlfriend at the time.
We were driving in this super-heavily wooded area making our way to the Oregon border.

I had to take a piss.

We pulled over and I walked way out into the woods...
I kind of got lost in the walk and went pretty deep out into the unknown.

I was standing there pissing, completely lost in thought..
I looked over and there was a deer.

He was about 20 feet away and HE WAS PISSING TOO!
We were looking right at each other, enjoying the moment.
this deer and I connected on another level... it was beyond words.

It made my "top 10" list of all time best piss experiences

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Spire cider

You know I wouldn't lie to you... right?

Spire Cider... go git some!


It's on tap at Pioneer Square Saloon


an apple a day keeps the doctor away

(posted from the Pioneer Square Saloon, the new office)

spanking brand new rechargeable batteries

I got some new rechargeable batteries yesterday!

my old batteries still have a place in my heart..
but the new ones deliver the goooods!
superpowered and supercharged.

my old batteries R.I.P.

apparently it's spelled "tie"

when I was twelve or thirteen years old I found a clip on tie while I was out playing around.
I wore that thing for a solid year, I loved it.

I only wore t-shirts, so it looked kind of ridiculous in the best way possible.

clip on ties RULE!!

I have to get another one soon

(posted from Caffe Vita, because I'm still without internet and proceeding to beat a dead horse by mentioning it to everyone constantly... FUCK YEAH!)


I still have no internest/intermet


I've been traveling around with me trusty laptop..

my laptop kind of likes the roadtrip ...
but, he's eager to get home too.

I gots to get some internet soon.

(posted from Caffe Vita)

Thursday, November 12, 2009

new information

my intermet connection went down..
so, I have to find places to post stuff until I can get a wireless card or something.

Pioneer Square Saloon has free wifi and some good conversation leading to valuable information.
I met this girl Kate from South Dakota.. she enlightened me with the news...

don't drink too much, you crazy, cute little puppies..
or it's an intervention and rehab for you.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

isolated pipe takes action

I woke up last Sunday to a weird kind of buzzing sound coming from the inside of the wall of my closet.
I put my ear up to the wall..

was it electricity?.. was it insects?

it was a pipe in the wall.
leaky pipe!

I think he was feeling too isolated in there behind the drywall.
he sprung a leak in an attempt to make a window to see out into the rest of the apartment

he got most of the way through the wall before I noticed..
I had to put a stop to it

my landlord ended up coming down and breaking a hole in the wall to fix the pipe..

so, as of now.. little pipe is a bit less isolated.. he can see out into the vast world of my apartment.

After getting patched up by my landlord, pipe agreed to quit leaking for awhile.

I still have a forcefield of towels around him.. just in case

Sunday, November 8, 2009

defend yourself

forget carrying around mace, a knife, a pitbull, a baseball bat or a gun for your personal protection..
c'mon, it's not going to do any good in these dangerous times

you want to be safe

take action!
do what really works

I'm talking defense

go get a red or green frizzy wig
get some make up and paint up your face

everyone is scared of clowns, it's a fact!

get into your clown gear and you will be immune to thugs
no one wants to mess with a clown

turn the streets into your own personal circus

Friday, November 6, 2009

Art/Not Terminal Gallery

this saturday

I'm going to have a bunch of small work for sale at this on Saturday.

good times!!

artwalk? paste-ups?... NO!

Narboo and I tried to fight the monsoon that hit and go on a paste-up mission that would have eventually led to the Pioneer Square Artwalk tonight.

nope... Mother Nature is taking serious care of business right now,
in the form of raining cats and/or dogs.

the mission was reduced to shambles.

artwalk/paste-up mission= FAIL

drinking beers in the rain mission= SUCCESS

winter is here and it's going to be fun!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009


oh little itchy eyes.. what was making you itch so bad last night?
I rubbed the hell out of you, trying to get some relief


I paid for it this morning.

I looked like an extra from "Fight Club"
big puffy circles and a bunch of eye crusties/crystals hanging around.

it made the morning fun though.
I felt great and completely rested on the inside..
but, I looked like the undead on the outside (official zombie eyes)

I'm glad you guys aren't itchy anymore.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

pick out places to haunt

there was a conversation going on with some friends of mine
a couple days ago about the N1H1 virus..
whether it was more deadly to get sick from it,
or get the vaccination shot..

then things spun out of control
everyone was talking about death
this way or that.

and, who cares anyway...
death doesn't have to be all doom and gloom,
there are some advantages to being dead

like finding places to haunt

I'm already scoping out places that I want to haunt..
not your typical places..
graveyards, spooky houses, castles.. that's been done.

I want to haunt the candy isle of a 7-11.
somewhere fun like that.

a waterslide park or a rest stop.
I think you have to be prepared, just in case death comes calling.

haunt it up and have fun!

I'm gonna scare the shit out of some people

Sunday, November 1, 2009

thank you!

I've been thinking really heavy on life the last couple days.
sometimes things just rush in all at once, beautifully overwhelmed.

I love this life I've been given
it's one adventure after another, and it's always been that way.
I'm grateful for all I've been given, the love, support and freedom.

My family is incredible.
My mom and dad are two of the most incredible people on this planet.
(they're still my heroes)
I completely love my family and all my amazing friends.
I love you all, whether you like it or not!

deal with it! HA!

I'm happy to be part of all this

life is gorgeous

every day is a gift

AYEEEEE! I went super-emo on this post..
but, I don't care, I like it!