forget carrying around mace, a knife, a pitbull, a baseball bat or a gun for your personal protection..
c'mon, it's not going to do any good in these dangerous times
you want to be safe
do what really works
I'm talking defense
go get a red or green frizzy wig
get some make up and paint up your face
everyone is scared of clowns, it's a fact!
get into your clown gear and you will be immune to thugs
no one wants to mess with a clown
turn the streets into your own personal circus