Sunday, November 8, 2009

defend yourself

forget carrying around mace, a knife, a pitbull, a baseball bat or a gun for your personal protection..
c'mon, it's not going to do any good in these dangerous times

you want to be safe

take action!
do what really works

I'm talking defense

go get a red or green frizzy wig
get some make up and paint up your face

everyone is scared of clowns, it's a fact!

get into your clown gear and you will be immune to thugs
no one wants to mess with a clown

turn the streets into your own personal circus

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