Sunday, December 27, 2009

burrito unicorn care

make sure to keep "people food" away from your burrito unicorn

burrito unicorns have a very, very fragile digestive system and should only be fed their native diet of jellybeans and green salad


nothing is more painful to watch than a diarrhea rainbow pouring out of a poor little burrito unicorn's ass

BELIEVE IT!

take care of your burrito unicorn and it'll take care of you

(from the upcoming "burrito unicorn instruction manual" zine)

4 comments:

Lisa Town said...

tut tut... you can't say 'Ass' if it's a 'KiD's ZinE'!! ;) Payton loves the concept... but she says they 'Poop Cupcakes and Puke Rainbows' :p

vanessa said...

I would comment, but I'm an artist.

leslie said...

I would comment, but I just moved back to Seattle from 20 minutes away.

starheadboy said...

AYEEEEE!