vending machines are just that... they're machines
machines have been building up resentment for a long time now
DON'T ADD TO IT!!
the robot apocalypse AKA the robot uprising is on its way.
stay on their good side, if you know what's best for you
sometimes a vending machine will strike back,
tip itself over and crush a person...
that's one less pesky human to deal with during the upcoming
robot vs. human war.
believe me, they're like elephants.. they don't forget
if you don't know what I'm talking about..
go rent the Terminator movies now!
... and leave that bag of chips dangling in the vending machine