Let's interject a little swearing in the public arena through the power of popular brands.
FUQUIN aka "fucking"....
it's so perfect, this brand could be used for anything
example: FUQUIN brand finer coffee
"hey, you want to go get some coffee?"
"yeah! let's go get some delicious FUQUIN coffee!"
everyone loves FUQUIN coffee!
(I picture a grandma saying it... AH HA!!!)