(concept and idea by my friend, Chris Disario)
my little phone died a couple days ago.. it was a really rough time.
I grieved hard for a couple days...
then, I decided yesterday to jump back in and adopt a new phone
my timing was slightly off.. yesterday happened to be the rapture
I ended up with the Antiphone
the Antiphone was born on May 21st 2011
he was born in the fiery depths of downtown Seattle
right under the T-mobile store on 6th avenue
I should have been tipped off by his little pitchfork
and the name "lil beezlebub" on his adoption certificate
he's already turned out to be a mini-handful
he deleted everyone off my SIM card that has a name beginning with the letter "S"
that little munchkin!!
I don't care if everyone thinks that he is back to take over the earth
and steal all our souls... I just don't see that in him
he might play a few pranks here and there..
but, he's not evil. he's just misunderstood
it's going to get really crazy when he hits those teen years
I love this little phone!