Monday, September 7, 2009

new technology now!

This friend of mine is going on a trip out in a desert area of Nevada,
he was telling me how there is no phone reception out there.. it's too far away from any cell tower.

If you are out of range of a cell tower, your phone should assume that you are in trouble.

This brings me to new technology that every phone should have.

Once you lose reception.. your phone goes into "survival" mode.
Two small sticks pop out of the top of the phone.

These two sticks rub together rapidly.. until they create fire for you.

As an added feature, another slot should open in the phone and release a marshmellow, a chunk of chocolate, and two graham crackers. (the perfect ingredients to keep you alive!)

In "survival" mode, you will be delivered fire and at least one smore to get you through.

This is REAL technology, get some scientists on this..PRONTO!!

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