I had a plan for after I die.
I always wanted to haunt an AM/PM candy isle or a port-a-potty on a remote trail on a mountain somewhere..
I had a dream and it was to make the afterlife fun by haunting a place that's unexpected.
I had to modify it this week..
through the advice of a friend.
When that time comes and I become a ghost... I have new mission.
I'm going to float around and come up next to a person.
I'll put a comforting, gentle hand on their back...
and whisper in their ear.
"you're beautiful and you're doing a great job"
I like this new mission
Haunting places and people is a little overrated anyway.