burrito unicorns finally make it onto some shirts

good times!

I did a mini-run of them today.
more to come soon

a blessing of burrito unicorns finally hit the streets

go burrito unicorns GO!!!

a blessing of burrito unicorns!

burrito unicorns and batteries show up for a guest appearance at Tackysmack

YAYER!! take them home!! you'll love them!

(photo property of Tackysmack)

burrito unicorn care

make sure to keep "people food" away from your burrito unicorn

burrito unicorns have a very, very fragile digestive system and should only be fed their native diet of jellybeans and green salad


nothing is more painful to watch than a diarrhea rainbow pouring out of a poor little burrito unicorn's ass

BELIEVE IT!

take care of your burrito unicorn and it'll take care of you

(from the upcoming "burrito unicorn instruction manual" zine)