make sure to keep "people food" away from your burrito unicorn
burrito unicorns have a very, very fragile digestive system and should only be fed their native diet of jellybeans and green salad
nothing is more painful to watch than a diarrhea rainbow pouring out of a poor little burrito unicorn's ass
BELIEVE IT!
take care of your burrito unicorn and it'll take care of you
(from the upcoming "burrito unicorn instruction manual" zine)
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tut tut... you can't say 'Ass' if it's a 'KiD's ZinE'!! ;) Payton loves the concept... but she says they 'Poop Cupcakes and Puke Rainbows' :p
I would comment, but I'm an artist.
I would comment, but I just moved back to Seattle from 20 minutes away.
AYEEEEE!
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