my new collection

sometimes a collection can start just by getting a random gift..
a person may get a miniature porcelain elephant or something similar
someone else will see it at their house and get them another one
more and more miniature elephants show up..
the "collector" may not even like elephants..
once it gets rolling it's too late
BAM!! all of a sudden there's a collection of them

collecting can be a very enjoyable pastime.
a fun and healthy hobby...
if it doesn't get out of hand

my collection started yesterday..
a buddy of mine bought me three pieces of pizza
(two plain cheese slices and a hawaiian slice)
mmmmmmmmmm.. pizza!

I consider that a solid foundation for my new collection
I collect pizza, pure and simple
someone needs to collect pizza, why shouldn't it be me?
if anyone want to help me realize my vision
all you have to do is get me a nice of pizza when I see you next
I don't discriminate
I need all types of pizza for the good of the collection
I really feel that this is going to tremendously enrich my life
I appreciate any help in building this dream

thank you in advance

this is my calling, this is why I am here
I am going to take great pride in this collection
I am going to put everything I have into this every day
SERIOUS PIZZA COLLECTING

good times!