Narwhales are a lot like cats

I was talking to a couple of buddies of mine today about how great it would be if there were rivers of fire.
PURE BLAZING INFERNO FIRE!!

The rivers would be filled with Narwhales that spit hot blood and have a taste for human flesh.

These Narwhales can get out of their liquid fire paradise and come on land... so you are not safe ANYWHERE!

They'd love more than anything to bite your damn foot off, scarf it down like an appetizer then "play" with you, just like a cat and it's prey.

Narwhales will be Narwhales...

I'm the only one that thought it would be fun.

(check out the drawing, I definitely think it is one of the worst drawings I have ever done... I LOVE IT!!)