there are no urinal cakes in wilderness

One time I was driving down to the Oregon Coast with my girlfriend at the time.
We were driving in this super-heavily wooded area making our way to the Oregon border.

I had to take a piss.

We pulled over and I walked way out into the woods...
I kind of got lost in the walk and went pretty deep out into the unknown.

I was standing there pissing, completely lost in thought..
I looked over and there was a deer.

He was about 20 feet away and HE WAS PISSING TOO!
We were looking right at each other, enjoying the moment.
this deer and I connected on another level... it was beyond words.



It made my "top 10" list of all time best piss experiences