spider in the machine

I was on my laptop this morning... doing what I do, keeping it real.

A spider pops up out of nowhere and lands on my hand,
naturally I did what any red-blooded American male would do...
I panicked for a second and brushed him away quick.
My aim wasn't the best (mainly because I was freaked the fuck out)

He landed right on my laptop,
between the monitor and the keyboard....
this spider decides to dart inside some vent on the computer.

FUCK!!!

He's still in there, it's been four hours now..
he's in there doing God knows what.

C'mon spider! PLEASE!!! find a new home.



my laptop= luxury arachnid condominium