pacify yourself in the cold waters of the Pacific Ocean

it's easy and you are required to love it.


step 1.
get your sweet ass to Golden Gardens in Ballard

step 2.
don't forget to stop at the 7-11 and grab some beverage

step 3.
drink some of the beverage and soak up some gorgeous sunshine

step 4.
prepare to pacify yourself

step 5.
get in the water and remember.. it is the Puget Sound...
get ready to get cold.
(the trick is to get in up to your knees, then barge it.. don't stand around talking about how cold it is or you will never commit)

step 6.
float in the saltwater, let some currents grab you.. swim, stay afloat.
clear your mind and drift.

step 7.
chill out in the drink for about 20 minutes.

step 8.
you are pacified

step 9.
come back into the beach, preferably Navy Seal style.

step 10.
let the euphoria wash over your soul.

oh yeah!