Wednesday, June 9, 2010

"we have one room left.. but, it's the handicapped room"





this is one part of all the adventures we had at the Goonies 25th anniversary in Astoria, Oregon last weekend.

handicapped room equals PARTY ROOM!!!

marathon drunken swim session in the 24-hour pool
weddings on the beach
brown is the new black
starting fires with a pair of socks and peanut shells
GTAing it through the streets of Seaside
seagull with a human ass
Cannon Beach.. the new Compton
new friend from Jersey (he loves football)
learning about Marco Polo
hanging out in the haunted hidden ruins
severe hungover wet climb to the top of the Astoria Column
getting lulled to sleep by the sound of seals on the beach



leave the handicapped room in better condition than you got it.. FAIL
good times

listen up now


we're getting serious around here

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

the sure fire way to start a campfire



straight from the journals of the Lewis and Clark expedition

get a sock
get a lighter
get some wood
put some rocks around it (if you want)
throw some peanut shells on top
set the socks on fire

you are golden!! bask yourself in the warm glow of the fire
congrats!

one word of warning... never, ever... EVER!
use a sock monkey to light a fire...

that's how we got the sun
about a million years ago, some smart ass thought it would be funny to start a fire with a sock monkey up there and the whole planet went up in flames.. now we have the sun. FACT!

be careful with fire

save the environment






defy the buff

Monday, June 7, 2010

group shot


Photocoyote, Narboo and I

(photo property of Photocoyote)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

"a murder of crows"





I dropped off three crow paintings for the show at Retrofit Home

they are all 24 by 36 inches
acrylic on canvas

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

bird condo


built by Bryan Dixon

(photo property of Bryan Dixon)